What would you do to save someone you love?
贝卡：为救你所爱的人，你愿意付出什么？
For Edward, I would stop at nothing.
为爱德华，我愿意赴汤蹈火
What is he doing?
他要干啥？
Hey, party in the fountain!
嗨，来个喷泉派对吧
Edward! Yoo-hoo!
爱德华！ 呦呼！
Edward! Edward!
爱德华！爱德华！
Edward!
Edward? Where?
爱德华？哪呢？
Oh, my God! There he is! Edward, we love you, you're the best!
天哪！他在那！爱德华，我们爱你，你是最棒的
No, Jacob's the best!
不，雅各布是最棒的！
He's exposing himself!
他要自曝了！
No! No.
不！不要
Edward!
爱德华！
Let me start from the beginning.
贝卡：让我从头说起吧
I used to live with my mom in Nevada.
我本来和老妈住在内华达
But now she's always on the road,
但现在她总是在跑路，
because she started doing some pro golfer.
由于她搞上了一个什么高尔夫球星
So, I came here to the foggy town of Sporks, Washington.
所以，我搬到这个雾濛濛的华盛顿斯伯克镇
Population: 3,120.
人口：3120
Holy shit!
该死！
Make that 3,119.
现在只剩3119个了
Anyway, I came here to live with my dad, Frank.
反正，我搬到这和老爸弗兰克住了
He's the town sheriff.
他是镇上的警长。
I haven't seen you in a while. Your hair's longer.
有段时间没见你了，你的头发更长了
I grew it out.
我长大了
I guess it's hard for me to accept my little girl's growing up.
我想，我的小姑娘长大了，我还真有点不适应
I mean, look at the size of those tits.
我是说，你看看那对咪咪的尺寸
Dad!
爸！
What?
咋了？
I feel so lonely
我感到很寂寞
Nobody gets me
没人来泡我
I am so unhappy
我很不爽
Why can't I find
为什么我不能找到
a cool alternative boyfriend?
一个非主流的酷哥呢？
There is something strange about this town.
贝卡：这个小镇有点古怪
I couldn't put my finger on it.
我无法确认是到底是怎么了
I used to live here when I was younger.
小时候我来这住过
But I haven't been back in a long time.
但我好久都没回来了
I kept your room just as you left it.
你的房间还保持原样
Great.
好极了
Remember your hamster, Herman?
记得你的小田鼠，赫尔曼吗？
Might have missed a couple of feedings.
可能是忘了喂它了
You could play with your dollies.
你可以玩洋娃娃
I don't think so.
我不想玩了
What's that?
那是什么？
Oh, that's a special edition feel-real dolly.
哦，那是个特制的仿真娃娃
I warm it up in the tub first so it's not creepy.
我在浴缸里把它热了一下，这样感觉会更好
It's been lonely since your mom left.
你妈妈离开后我很孤单
Oh, hey.
哦，嗨
You wanna come downstairs? Some people are excited to see you.
下楼吧，有人很想见你
Who wants their pacie?
想要奶嘴吗？
Good girl.
好女儿
Dad, I'm a teenager.
老爸，我都十几岁了
Right.
没错
I guess I'd better get you some new stuff then.
看来我最好得搞点新花样了
Frank didn't get me. I wasn't his little girl anymore.
贝卡：弗兰克不太适应我，我不再是小孩子了
Becca, you remember Bobby White.
贝卡，你记得博迪.怀特吗？
Yeah.
贝卡：记得
You're looking good.
你看起来很好
Good? I'm in a wheelchair.
好？我都坐轮椅了
I can't feel anything below my waist.
腰以下啥都感觉不到了
You know what's below my waist?
你知道腰下面是什么吗？
My penis!
我的小鸡鸡
Sorry.
对不起
We're all glad you're here, especially your dad.
我们都很高兴你来这，特别是你老爸
He wouldn't shut up about you.
他不停地谈论你
Careful there, Bob, I'm gonna roll you down the hill.
小心了，鲍勃，我要把你推下山去
Oh, boy, I'm real scared. Bring it on.
哦，小子，我好怕呀！来吧
Boy, here we go!
我们走
You're in trouble there, mister!
你有麻烦了，先生
Hi. I'm Jacob.
嗨，我是雅各布
Hi.
嗨
We used to make mud pies together.
我们曾一起玩过泥巴
Play doctor?
还办过医生吧？
Oh, right, right.
哦，对，对
I remember now.
现在我想起来了
I gave you a prostate exam.
我给你检查过前列腺
So, are we going to be at the same school?
那么，我们是在同一个学校吗？
I go to school on the reservation.
我去保留区学校
It must be fun to drink and gamble all day.
整天喝酒赌博肯定很爽
Too bad we're not gonna be at school together.
真可惜我们不在同一个学校
It'd be nice to know at least one person.
就是只认识一个人也好
Got you a welcome home present.
这是欢迎你回来的礼物
What do you think?
你觉着怎么样？
I think that you're trying to buy my affection with that piece-of-shit truck...
我认为你想用这像一坨屎一样的烂车来收买我的感情，
to make up for the years that you neglected me as a father.
以便补偿你多年对我的忽略
Told you she'd like it.
跟你说过她会喜欢的
That's great.
很好
I fixed up the engine myself.
我自己修理的引擎
Thanks, Jacob.
谢谢，雅各布
Go ahead, hop in.
来试一下
Okay. So you gotta pump the gas to start her up.
好了。你踩油门发动一下看看
Damn fleas.
该死的虱子
Jacob, your foot.
雅各布，你的脚
Ever since puberty, I've been feeling a little different.
自从到了青春期，我感觉变化很大
Excuse me. I gotta take a leak.
不好意思，我要撒泡尿
I guess my body is just going through some changes.
我觉着我的身体正在经历一些变化
Cat!
猫！
Come here, cat!
过来，小猫咪！
Come here!
过来！
Transferring to a school that's already in session.
贝卡：转到一所已经开学了的学校，
Being the new kid is never easy.
做一个新来的，总不是很容易
Nice clothes. Still shopping in the boys' section?
衣服不错呀，你还买男孩的衣服呀？
Give her a break. That's what I used to wear when I was a virgin.
放过她吧，我破处之前也穿那样的衣服
Where'd you get that haircut, "Fantastic Lesbians"?
你这是哪理的发呀？“梦幻女同”？
Hey, new kid!
嗨，新来的
Hi, I'm Derric.
嗨，我叫德瑞克
I'm Becca.
我叫贝卡
I'm the eyes and ears of this place.
我是这里的万事通
I can hook you up with anything you need.
需要什么尽管找我
Cheat sheets, human growth hormone, harvested organs.
考试小抄、生长激素、走私器官要吗？
No, thanks.
不，谢了
Oh, I get it.
哦，我明白了
You're one of those antisocial, long-suffering loner types.
你是那种不愿与人交往的、
长期自闭的宅女
Actually, I'm more of the humorless type. Kind of a sourpuss, really.
实际上，我只是不太幽默，有点阴郁
Full of insecurities, with no great personality,
充满不安全感，没啥伟大的人格，
yet every hot guy finds me irresistible.
但每个帅哥都抵挡我不住
You must be Becca. I'm Rick.
你一定是贝卡 我是瑞克
Damn, girl, you seem really boring and frigid.
该死，小妞，你看起来真的是很无聊寂寞呀
You want to go to the prom with me?
想和我去舞会吗？
See?
看到没？
I'm Jennifer, future prom queen.
我是珍妮弗，未来的舞会王后
I'm gonna pretend to be your BFF, but if you touch Rick's wang,
我会假装是你的好朋友，但如果你勾搭瑞克
I'll cut you.
我会剁了你
Who are they?
他们是谁？
Oh! Those are the Sullens.
哦！那是沃伦家的
They're, like, all adopted by Dr. Carlton,
他们好像都是卡尔顿医生收养的，
so they're not biologically-related,
所以他们没有血缘关系
but they're really, really close.
但他们十分十分地亲
They moved here a few years ago,
几年前他们搬到这
and they're, like, super-weird.
他们好像非常奇特
It's a total mystery.
非常神秘
Their skin is ice-cold, they feed on human flesh,
他们的肌肤寒冷，喜食人肉
and they all sleep in coffins.
他们都睡在棺材里
Maybe they're Canadian.
或许他们是加拿大人
嗯！嗯！
And who's that?
那个是谁？
Snooki, JWOWW, DJ Pauly D... No.
史努克，JWOWW，DJ波利.. 不是
Not the douchebags from the Jersey Shore.
不是那些西海岸的白痴
Him.
他
The really pale dude with big hair and constipated look.
那个头梳得很高，脸色苍白的酷男
Edward Sullen.
爱德华.沃伦
He's a complete hottie.
他可是个大热门
But, evidently, no one here is worthy.
但很显然，这没人配得上
He wouldn't even accept me as his Facebook friend.
他甚至都不在Facebook加我
"Favorite activity.
贝卡：“最喜欢的事：
"Searching for a soul which has been cast into eternal damnation"?
搜寻一个被永远诅咒的灵魂”
But I don't care about Edward.
但我才不在意爱德华
I've got another guy on the side. Yeah.
我有其他的人
Sadly, he went off to fight in Iraq for a year.
不幸的是他已去伊拉克参战，得打一年
But we write to each other all the time. His name is John.
但是我们不停地写信，他的名字是约翰
"Dear John, two weeks together.
珍妮弗：“亲爱的约翰，和你在一起的两个星期
"That's all it took to fall in love with you.
使我彻底地爱上了你
"And in those two weeks, you did things to me no guy had ever done before.
在这两个星期里，你对我做的以前无人做过
"I just hope I'm able to poop again soon."
我只希望我能尽快再骑自行车”
Are you, like, even listening?
你在听吗？
Oh! You guys are having, like, an instant connection.
哦！你们来电了
How can you tell?
你怎么知道？
Hardwicke 101?
就像哈德威克101
You're both staring at each other in slow motion,
你们在慢镜头里眉来眼去
which although cheesy and obvious,
太明显了
it underscores your respective yearnings.
你们在诉说彼此的思念
嗯！
Right.
对
Becca.
啊！贝卡
Why don't you take the empty seat next to that mysterious boy...
你为什么不坐在那个神秘男孩边上的空位子上
you're destined to have a fatalistic relationship with...
你注定要和他有宿命的关系
that will spawn four books and a movie franchise?
能催产出四本小说和一系列电影
Do I smell?
我有味道吗？
Yeah. Like tuna.
对，像金枪鱼
Lunch.
是午餐的味道
I'm Becca.
我是贝卡
I'm Edward.
我是爱德华
So you're new to Sporks.
你是新来斯伯克镇的？
How do you like the weather?
你觉着这的天气怎么样？
I don't like cold, wet things.
我不喜欢冰冷潮湿的东西
So you must hate Slurpees.
那你一定讨厌思乐冰
I'm just trying to figure you out.
我想深入了解你
All right, class. Turn to page 63 in your books.
好了同学们，翻到书的63页
This is biology. Why are we reading The Vampire Diaries?
这是本传记，为什么我们要读吸血鬼日记？
In the '80s, coke was all the rage.
80年代，可乐风靡
The '90s, grunge.
90年代是摇滚乐
Now it's the era of vampires.
现在是吸血鬼的时代
It's just super-trendy.
这只是大趋势
That's amazing.
太神了
哦！
嗨
Why aren't you wearing a shirt?
为什么你不穿件上衣呢？
I work part-time at Abercrombie & Fitch.
我在阿贝克隆比和费奇当兼职
It's always the same inane questions.
总是同样的傻逼问题：
"Who are you?" "Why are you doing this?"
“你是谁？你为什么要这么做？”
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
“地毯和窗帘配吗？”
Yeah. Oh, that's hot.
是的 哦，很性感
I got a serious case of the munchies.
我饿极了
And I think you know what I need to eat.
我想你知道我要吃什么
Cheetos?
奇多饼干？
Oh, hell, yeah.
哦，老天，没错
Thanks, dawg. You a'ight with me.
谢谢，哥们，你真了解我
Antoine? What?
安托尼？ 啥事？
The killing.
杀人啊
哦！
Right. My fault.
对，我的错
You know who we are, don't you?
知道我们是谁了，对吧？
Yes.
知道
You're the Black Eyed Peas!
你们是黑眼豆豆！
Come on. Not again.
得了，又来了
Why does everyone always think we're the Black Eyed Peas?
为什么人人都认为我们是黑眼豆豆？
I mean, her, I get. I get it. She looks just like Fergie.
我是说她。 我明白，我承认她是像菲姬
And he looks like William,
他像威尔.艾姆
but, Jesus Christ, they don't even have a white guy in their band!
但上帝呀，那乐队可没有白人呀！
噢！
He hit me! -That's right!
他打到我了！ 斯卡利：没错！
Mixed martial arts, Tae Bo,
武术，搏击
and Yogalates created this!
和瑜伽铸就了这一切
啥？
How you like that, pretty boy? Huh?
咋样小帅哥？嗯？
Get him off me! Get him off me!
把他弄走！弄走！
Now the elbow!
吃我一肘！
Son of a bitch!
狗娘养的！
I am not afraid of you!
我不怕你！
You should be.
你应该怕
Damn that overwrought unrequited teenage love.
该死的烦人的青春期单相思
I couldn't stop thinking about Edward Sullen.
贝卡：我满脑子都是爱德华
Amazing dexterity.
令人惊奇的敏捷
He can't be human.
他不是人类
Meanwhile, uptown, Blair was getting cozy with Nate,
绯闻女孩：这时在上城布莱尔和内特越来越热乎
who was secretly crushing on Serena.
而他和塞丽娜的关系却正在破裂
Excuse me, but you're interrupting my narration.
贝卡：对不起，但是你打断我的独白了
Oh, shit! Wrong show!
绯闻女孩：哦，该死！串场了！
X-O-X-O, Gossip Girl.
X-O-X-O，绯闻女孩
Becca! Jacob.
贝卡！ 雅各布
I heard about the accident. Are you okay?
我听说那事故了，你没事吧？
Yeah, I'm fine.
我没事
I got you these.
这些给你
Thanks, Jacob. You're so sweet and thoughtful.
谢谢，雅各布。你如此体贴细心，
Any girl would be lucky to have you.
对任何女孩来说，做你的女友是十分幸运的。
Just not me, of course. You're like my little gay brother.
当然除了我之外，你就像我的小同性恋兄弟
I heard you were hanging out with Edward Sullen.
我听说你和爱德华.沃伦约会
Stay away from him. There's just something really odd about that guy.
离他远点，那家伙有点奇奇怪怪的。
Becca!
弗兰克：贝卡！
I'd better go.
我走了
Hey, sweetheart. There you are.
嗨，甜心，你回来了
There was a killing today.
今天有桩命案
Fisherman Sculley, by the docks.
渔夫斯卡利死在了湖边
The blood was drained from his body...
血都被吸干了
and he had multiple bite wounds all over his neck.
他脖子上有多处咬痕
You know what that means?
你知道那意味着什么吗？
The Kardashians are in town.
卡戴珊家来镇子上了
Here.
给
I want you to have this.
我要你带着这个
Mace? You're my little girl,
防狼喷雾？ 你是我的小女儿，
and there's a killer on the loose.
外边有个杀人犯
I'm not gonna leave until I know you can protect yourself.
只有我确认了你能保护自己，我才会离开
Now, I'm going to come at you, and I want you to mace me.
现在，我假装要攻击你，你要用喷雾喷我
Dad... - Honey, I've been trained for this, okay?
老爸...宝贝，我是练过的，好吧？
Here I come.
我来了
Good God!
天哪！
God damn it!
该死的！
It's so painful! It burns!
太疼了，都烧起来了
Sorry, Dad. No! I'm proud of you.
对不起，老爸 不，干得好
Are you okay?
你没事吧？
Mace will only temporarily stop your attacker.
防狼喷雾只能暂时阻止攻击者
You have to hit a man where he breathes, Becca.
你必须打他的要害，贝卡
You got the franks and beans there. Good for you.
正中要害，踢得好
But I'm still coming at you.
但我还是能动
Rip off the moustache, sweetheart.
揪掉胡子，宝贝
But you love your moustache.
但你爱你的胡子
If anything happened to you, I could not live with myself.
如果你出了什么事，我自己也不活了
Do it! Do it! Do it!
来！来！来！
You're good to go.
你现在合格了
Edward?
爱德华？
嗯...
Am I dreaming?
我在做梦吗？
Right. You're dreaming.
对，你在做梦
So you're not really here?
这么说你不是真在这？
Exactly.
没错
Go back to sleep.
接着睡吧
Yeah.
好
Got to...
快去...
Got to TiVo Wizards of Waverly Place.
快去录儿童魔法师
Patrón! Mario López!
Becca, you're sleepwalking.
贝卡，你在梦游
Hey, you're sleepwalking.
喂，你在梦游
Just you breathing is the greatest gift you could give me.
你的喘息是给我的最好的礼物
I started to wonder, maybe I wasn't dreaming after all.
贝卡：我开始怀疑也许我根本没有做梦
I had to figure out the riddle. Who was Edward Sullen?
我必须解开这个谜，爱德华.沃伦是谁？
Was he human, or something different entirely?
是人类还是其他什么完全不同的东西？
Oh, snap!
哦，嗨！
He dropped his business card!
他掉名片了
(ENGINE FIRES)
Good morning, Sporks High students!
早上好，斯伯克高中同学们！
Tickets are now on sale for prom.
舞会门票现在正是发售
And after school today, don't forget to visit the quad for the blood drive...
放学后别忘了参观献血室
generously sponsored by the Sullen family.
由沃伦一家慷慨捐赠
Prom! Come to prom! Prom's almost here! Prom!
舞会！来舞会！舞会就要来了！舞会！
Here! Get your flyer for prom.
来！给你一张舞会传单
Check it out.
仔细看看
We finally got a theme. It's gonna be awesome.
我们终于有主题了，会很酷的
The theme is vampires?
主题是吸血鬼？
We just came up with it randomly!
我们刚刚灵机一动想到的！
Cool, huh?
酷吧，是吗？
It's gonna be like the festival of St. Salvatore,
要弄得像塞尔瓦托圣徒日
like the one they have in Italy every year...
就像每年在意大利举行的那样
that celebrates the killing of vampires.
庆祝杀死吸血鬼
And we're renting out a huge stone courtyard.
我们还租了一个大的石头院子
It's gonna feel just like we're in the 15th century.
那会让人感觉到我们身处15世纪
It should be super fun. Lots of red capes, blood and binge drinking!
会超级好玩的，会有许多红斗篷、鲜血和纵情狂饮
You in?
你来吗？
I don't know. Prom's really not my thing.
我不知道，舞会真的非我所爱
Well, it's my thing. I mean, really, Becca, what is with you?
嗯，它是我之所爱。 我是说，真的，贝卡，你是怎么了？
Prom is, like, the pivotal moment in any girl's life.
舞会是女孩生命中最重要的时刻
I've only been dreaming about being crowned prom queen
我做梦都想当舞会王后
since I was a sperm in my dad's balls.
在我还是老爸蛋蛋里的精子时就一直如此
We need to talk.
我们需要谈谈
Your skin is pale white.
你的皮肤惨白
You dress fashionably. And you abstain from sex.
你打扮时尚，但却戒色绝欲
I know what you are.
我知道你是什么
Say it.
说呀
Out loud. Say it.
大声点，说呀
Jonas brother.
乔纳斯兄弟
That's right.
没错
Wait, what?
等等，什么？
No, I'm a vampire. Duh.
不，我是吸血鬼
That was my next guess.
那是我的第二个猜测
Then ask yourself the most obvious question.
那么问你一个最明显的问题
What do we like to eat?
我们喜欢吃什么？
Vampire cereal?
吸血鬼燕麦片？
You need to see what I really look like.
你应该看看我到底什么样
This is why we don't show ourselves in the sunlight.
这就是我为什么不愿暴露在阳光下的原因
People would know we're different.
人们会看出我们是不同的
You're shining.
你在闪光
No, that's just my bling.
不，那只是我带的珠宝
You don't get it. I am a killer!
你没明白，我是个杀手
Are you texting? Yeah, Jennifer.
你在发短信？ 对，给珍妮弗
I am the world's most dangerous predator.
我是世界上最危险的掠食者
I want to eat you!
我想吃了你！
That's cool.
太酷了！
Most guys aren't into that.
大多数人不是这么想的
My family, we're not like other vampires.
我的家族，我们不像其他的吸血鬼
We can control our thirst to only hunt animals
我们能控制自己的欲望，我们只猎杀动物
and the Real Housewives of Atlanta.
和亚特兰大主妇
But I don't know if I can control myself around you.
但是在你面前我难以自制
Look, Ed.
你看，爱德华
I don't like to play games, so...
我不喜欢玩游戏，
I'm just gonna lay my cards on the table.
我就把牌亮明了吧
I really like you.
我真的喜欢你
I dig the Eurotrash heroin-chic look.
我对你的这种海洛因时尚的样子着迷
You're totally happening...
你就这么地出现了
and I wanna be with you.
我想和你在一起
I can read everybody's minds but yours.
我可以读到任何人的思想，除了你的
You have to tell me exactly what you're thinking.
你必须告诉我你到底怎么想的
You're pretty,
你很帅，
so you don't have to be smart.
所以你不用太聪明
Would you like to go to the prom with me?
你想和我去参加舞会吗？
Yes.
想
That's awesome.
太棒了
There were three things I was absolutely positive about.
贝卡：有三件事我绝对肯定
First, Edward was a vampire.
第一，爱德华是吸血鬼
Second, American Idol is gonna blow without Simon.
第二，没有西蒙美国偶像就要完蛋了
And third, the next time I saw Edward,
第三，下次我见到爱德华
I was gonna hump the shit out of him and...
我要让他精尽人亡...
崩
Oh, gosh, you scared me.
哦，老天，你吓死我了
There is something that I wanted to try.
有些事我想试试
Me, too. I love role-playing.
我也是，我喜欢角色扮演
That's not what I meant.
我不是这个意思
Don't move.
别动
Kiss me already. I know it'll be okay.
吻我，我知道没问题
That was amazing. I've never gone to first base before.
太棒了，我以前从未上过一垒
Now let's go all the way.
现在让我们跑完全程吧
Purity ring. Yeah.
纯洁之戒 嗯
Oh!
哦！
I won't be able to resist my urges
我将无法抵制我的欲望
to kill you!
我想杀了你！
I don't mind. What?
我才不管呢！ 什么？
Oh, God!
哦，老天！
Becca, no!
贝卡，不要！
Oh, yeah? I like it rough.
哦，太棒了！我喜欢粗野
Stay away from me.
离我远点
No, please, please, please, don't come any closer! This is for your own safety.
不，别，别，别，不要靠近了！这是为了你的安全
I'm trying to protect you.
我正试着保护你
Becca?
贝卡？
Becca?
贝卡？
If this is going to work, we're gonna have to take things slow.
如果要做这事，我们也必须慢慢来
I guess that's okay.
好吧
Even though my teen hormones are raging...
即使是我体内的荷尔蒙在沸腾，
and I want to have sex with you,
我想和你做爱，
I feel conflicted about losing my virginity.
我仍对破处感到矛盾
I know you'll never have sex with me, because you're a vampire,
我知道你永远都不会和我做爱的，因为你是个吸血鬼
so, really, it's the ultimate pubescent girl fantasy.
所以实际上这不过是青春期女孩的最终幻想
That was incredibly insightful.
真是太深刻了
I read it on Stephenie Meyer's Twitter page.
我在斯蒂芬妮·梅尔的博客上读到的
Becca, I promise, as long as you're with me, you'll never get hurt.
贝卡，我保证只要你和我在一起，我永不让你受伤
Starting now.
从现在开始
Shit!
狗屎！
Well, I think we all know whatever killed Fisherman Sculley was no animal.
好了，我想我们都知道杀死渔夫斯卡利的不是动物
Look at those tracks.
看看那些足迹
It could only mean one thing.
它只以为这一件事情
Canadians.
加拿大人
Damn border-jumpers.
该死的偷渡客
They come here and take all the shitty jobs us lazy Americans don't want,
他们跑到这，把懒惰的美国人不愿意干的破活都包了
and now they're killing our fishermen, too.
现在他们还杀了我们的渔夫
Yeah, Frank, I think you're missing the big picture.
弗兰克，我想你没看这个大照片
That is a big picture.
确实是大照片
It was my 18th birthday,
贝卡：在我18岁生日的时候
and the Sullens were throwing me a party.
沃伦家给我开了个派对
Well, this is home.
好，到家了
Hey.
嗨
There is no reason to be nervous.
没理由紧张
Well, I'm different than you.
嗯，我和你不同
They might not accept me.
他们可能不接受我
It's like the time when my ex-boyfriend, DeShawn,
这有点像我的前男友德.肖恩，
invited me to his grandmama's house to celebrate Kwanzaa.
邀请我去他奶奶家参加宽扎节
Dandelion, come where the sunshine shines.
蒲公英，来阳光闪闪的地方吧
When you clock that second And your heart starts ticking
当你的时间到了，你的心开始跳动
May it land on mine.
或许它就在我这着陆
If we make it to space. I'll meet you.
如果我们有足够的空间，我将遇见你
Oh, my dandelion.
哦，我的蒲公英
I want you to meet my family.
我想让你见见我的家人
You must be Becca. I'm Edward's mom, Eden.
你一定是贝卡，我是爱德华的妈妈，伊登
We've heard so much about you.
我们听说过许多关于你的事
Finger food?
零食要吗？
That's Alex and Rosalyn.
那是艾利克斯和罗莎琳
I just know we're going to be great, great friends.
我知道我们肯定会成为好朋友的
And this is Iris.
这是依瑞斯
I hope we will be.
希望如此
No, she already knows it will happen.
不，她已经知道这必会发生
Some of us have special powers.
我们中有人有超能力
Iris has visions of the future.
依瑞斯能预见未来
哦！
But I'm not on my period.
但我月经还没来
You will be. It's coming early this month.
马上就来了，这个月来的早
Relax, Becca.
放松，贝卡
We're just like any other normal American family.
我们和其他正常的美国家庭是一样的
Except, of course, we have no souls,
当然，除了我们没有灵魂
and we walk the earth trying to satisfy an unquenchable thirst for blood.
我们四处游荡以求满足
那永远无法熄灭的对鲜血的渴望
I'm Jeremiah.
我是杰里迈亚
He's new to the family.
他刚到这个家庭
He's still trying to control his hunger for humans.
他仍旧在努力控制他对人类的饥渴
Look, I don't want to cause any problems. Maybe I should go.
我不想给你们带来任何麻烦，或许我应该走了
But you have to open your presents.
但你应该打开礼物
噢！
Paper cut.
被纸划到了！
You're bleeding.
你在流血
Really bad, actually. I must have hit an artery.
贝卡：太糟了，实际上，我可能割到动脉了
Becca, your nose!
贝卡，你的鼻子
I knew I shouldn't have partied last night with Lindsay Lohan.
早知道昨晚我就不和林赛.罗韩鬼混了
(ALL SNARLING)
Every time I bring a girl home, you guys try to eat her!
每次我带姑娘回家，你们这些家伙就想吃掉她！
It's not fair! Come on!
这太不公平了！ 快走吧！
Someone here order Chinese food?
这有人定了中餐吗？
Quick, they'll be hungry again in half an hour.
快走，过半小时他们又会饿了
What happened back there can never happen again.
那里发生的事情不能再次发生了
I now know, as long as I'm around you you'll never be safe.
我现在知道了，只要我在你周围，你就绝对不会安全
That's why I want you to bite me and turn me into a vampire.
这就是为什么我想你咬我，把我变成吸血鬼
No.
不
I keep aging and you stay the same.
我逐渐变老而你却一点不变
I'm 18 now. I'm practically a cougar.
我现在18岁，实际上我已成年了
I just...
我只是...
I couldn't live with myself if I turned you into a vampire.
如果我把你变成了吸血鬼，我就没法活了
You're always sexy and healthy, and super good-looking,
你总是性感、健康并且超级美丽
with tons of free time and money to travel the world.
有大量的自由时间和金钱去环游世界
It's a lot like being George Clooney.
很像乔治.克鲁尼
Strangely, the only thing that does keep aging is your ass.
奇怪的是，唯一无法永葆青春的是你的屁股
It gets pretty wrinkly over time.
它会变得有很多褶皱
You'll never see me again.
你再也不会看到我了
Just promise me that you won't do anything reckless.
答应我别做傻事
Okay. I promise I won't date Chris Brown.
好的，我保证我不会和克里斯.布朗约会
Farewell.
保重
Edward?
爱德华？
Edward! Edward!
爱德华！爱德华！
Edward!
爱德华！
You're just gonna leave me here alone in woods...
你怎么能就把我一个人仍在森林中，
in an area filled with vampires who want to eat me?
周围到处都是想吃我的吸血鬼？
Looks like Edward left us a treat.
看起来爱德华给我们留了点心
Great. This is exactly what I was talking about.
太棒了，我说什么来着
Take that!
看招！
I came here to help you, bitch!
我来这帮你的，贱人！
Sorry.
对不起
There's nowhere else to run.
没地跑了
Your beloved Edward isn't here to save you.
你深爱的爱德华不会来救你了
嗯？
Come on, Jack. Where's the bro code, huh?
来呀，杰克，兄弟守则哪去了，嗯？
You know you don't try to eat someone's girlfriend
你知道你不应该在别人刚刚分手
right after they break up with them.
就去吃别人的女朋友
Kardashians.
卡戴珊
Jack, no!
杰克，不！
Let's go!
咱们走！
Becca.
贝卡
I'm going to have to suck the venom out of you.
我要给你吸毒
This is going to be tough for me...
这对我来说很难
because the taste of your blood could send me into a frenzy.
由于你鲜血的味道会让我发狂
But on the other hand...
但另一方面...
Just do it already!
赶快！
Okay, Edward,
好了，爱德华
I think you got all the venom out.
我想你把毒吸干净了
You can stop now.
现在你无法停止了
And just like that, Edward was gone.
贝卡：就这样，爱德华走了
I just couldn't get over him. Why did he have to leave me?
我就是忘不了他，为什么他要离开我？
And the rain is pouring down
大雨倾盆
And the tears are falling But they never make...
眼泪滑落，但他们不再...
Time passed,
贝卡：时光飞逝...
but my yearning for Edward never subsided.
当我对爱德华的思念却没有半点消退
Everyone reminded me of him.
每个人都能让我想起他
I couldn't get Edward out of my mind.
他在我脑中挥之不去
No matter where I looked.
无论我看哪里
No matter what I saw.
无论我看到什么
Without Edward, my life was over. I felt like dying.
没有爱德华，我的生命已尽，感觉就像死掉了一样
And every night,I had nightmares
每天晚上，我都会做噩梦
that would make me scream really, really loud.
声嘶力竭
Becca. Becca. Becca. Becca! Becca! Becca!
贝卡，贝卡，贝卡，贝卡！贝卡！贝卡！
You're so upset.
你是如此忧伤
Let me check your levels.
让我看看到啥程度了
Oh. That's not good.
哦，情况不太好
You've got more angst than The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
你比美国少年的秘密生活有更多的烦恼
You know, honey, I'm not real good at the whole parenting thing.
你知道，宝贝，我不太擅长当人父母
But I do know that breakups are hard.
但我知道分手很难，
Especially when you're dumped by someone as handsome and hunky as Edward.
特别是被像爱德华
这样的帅哥甩了的时候
That boy can really fill out a pair of pants.
那家伙塞得裤子满满
I'm like, "Mmm! Look at that! Look at that!"
我是说“嗯！看那！看那！”
Yeah.
没错
And let's face it, honey. You're no looker. And you twitch a lot.
让我们面对现实吧，宝贝。你长的一般，事又多
It's kind of irritating.
是挺讨厌的
That's for sure the best piece of ass you'll ever get.
当然，你的屁股还是不错的
My advice,
我的建议是
get yourself some of those big, juicy onion-butt implants.
隆一下胸
Fix your hair up pretty like Beyoncé...
把头发弄得像碧昂斯
and, who knows, honey, maybe a black guy will do you.
谁知呢，宝贝，或许会有个老黑爱上你
That's my girl.
这才是我的乖女儿
哦！
Your friend Jennifer keeps calling. You should hang out with her.
你朋友珍妮弗打了好多次电话，你应该和她出去玩玩
Probably cheer you up.
或许能让你振作起来
I want you to say good night to your new mommy.
我希望你和你的新妈妈说晚安
Good night, Becca. I love you. I love you.
再见，贝卡，我爱你，我爱你
She really does.
她确实爱你
Well, we're gonna get busy. Good night, sweetheart.
好了，我们忙去了，晚安，甜心
I don't get it. Why would anyone want to date a vampire? Lame.
我不明白，为什么人人都想和吸血鬼约会？脑残
Yeah. So lame.
对，非常脑残
That movie's totally going to flop.
那电影一定会惨败
I can't believe they get married and have a vampire baby.
我无法想像他们结了婚还生了个小吸血鬼
Thanks for the spoiler alert, dumbshit!
多谢你的剧透，傻妞！
It's too bad Edward dumped you...
爱德华甩了你，真惨
and now you don't have a date for the prom.
现在你没舞伴了
'Cause that dress would have looked great on you.
因为那衣服穿在你身上很漂亮
But you don't need a dress,
但你不需要穿了，
because Edward left you behind in the woods like bear shit.
因为爱德华把你像坨熊屎一样扔在林子里
So I'm going to wear it instead!
所以还是我来替你穿吧
And check this out. Everyone's going to be, like, super jealous.
想想看，人人都会嫉妒死的
Couldn't you just die?
你干嘛不去死呢？
No.
不
But you can.
但你可以去死了
Well, this is me. Where are you parked?
这是我的车，你的停哪了？
嗯...
Over there.
那边
噢！
Right next to those mean and scary biker dudes?
在那些神经病飞车党边上？
See you at school tomorrow!
明学校见！
Hey, baby! Come over here! You can sit on my bike.
嘿，宝贝！过来，哥带你兜风去！
Becca. Those guys are dangerous. Walk away.
贝卡，这些家伙很危险，赶快走吧
Edward?
爱德华？
哦！
Shit. Those guys are dangerous.
该死，这些家伙危险
Told you.
我告诉你了
This is your brake. And this is your throttle.
这是刹车，这是油门
Jacob, there's...
雅各布，有点...
There's something different about you. I don't know what it is.
你有点不一样了，我不知道是什么
I've been meaning to tell you. I'm a man now, Becca.
我正想告诉你，我是男人了，贝卡
Are you telling me that... That's right.
你是要告诉我... 没错
I've had my bar mitzvah.
我刚过成年礼
Mazel tov!
恭喜呀！
So will you date me now?
那么你现在可以和我约会了吗？
Say again? I couldn't hear you.
再说一遍，我听不清
Right.
好
Will you go on a date with... No, no. What?
你可以约会...不，不 -什么？
Maybe if you'd stop revving the bike...
或许你应该别加油，
whenever I'm about to ask you something really important, you'd hear me.
当我有重要的事情 对你说的时候，这样你就能听见了
Right. Sorry.
好，对不起
Thank you.
谢谢
Becca, I wanted to ask if you would just...
贝卡，我想问你你是否...
Oh, come on!
哦，说呀！
Becca, will you go on a date with me?
贝卡，你愿意和我约会吗？
Sorry, but I don't like to be yelled at, Jacob.
对不起，雅各布，我不喜欢被人大喊大叫
I think I'll just take her for a spin. Just one thing first.
我想我还是先兜兜风吧，但要先这样
Becca, you just cut the brake line!
贝卡，你刚剪断了刹车线
Becca, stop. You're going to hurt yourself.
贝卡，停！你会伤着自己的
Hey, Eddy. Well, I know it might seem petty.
嗨，艾迪，我知道那看起来很好
But I can't stop obsessing over you.
但我无法停止迷上你
Put down that guitar and stop singing like Taylor Swift.
把吉他放下，别像泰勒.斯威夫特那样唱歌了
If this is what it takes to be with you, Edward, so be it.
如果这样能和你在一起，那就来吧
Becca! Don't drink that milk.
贝卡！别喝牛奶
You know you're lactose intolerant.
你有乳糖不耐症
This is for you, Edward.
这都是为了你，爱德华
Oh, God.
哦，天哪！
Sorry. But I did try to warn you.
对不起，但我已经警告过你了
Becca!
贝卡！
Are you trying to get yourself killed?
你在找死吗？
嗯，嗯！
You're bleeding. Here.
你流血了，来
Your body is so...
你的身体是如此...
...furry.
...多毛
Are those teats?
这些是奶头吗？
Yeah, 10 of them, actually.
对，实际上有十个
哦！
I'd better go get you some help.
我最好去找人帮忙
That was fast.
这么快
You are so scrumptious.
你真是美味呀
No!
不！
Be happy it was me that found you and not Rachel.
你要感到高兴是我找到了你而不是瑞琪儿
Why? What happened to Rachel?
为什么？是瑞琪儿的话会怎么样？
She was...
她...
...recast.
...换演员了
She wants to torture you for what you did to Jack.
她会折磨你来为杰克报仇
At least I will eat you fast.
至少我会快快吃掉你
Becca! Jacob, run!
贝卡！ 雅各布，快跑！
That's it? A Chihuahua?
就这吗？一只吉娃娃？
Yeah, I guess so. This whole transformation thing is new to me.
对，我想是，我刚学会变身
You can't stop me. You're no werewolf.
你阻止不了我，你不是狼人
That's why I always travel in a pack.
这就是我总带着兄弟们的原因
It's raining men.
雨中男
Hallelujah. It's raining men.
哈利路亚，雨中男
Amen.
阿门
I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna let myself get...
我要释放，我要让自己
Absolutely soaking wet.
彻底地淋湿
It's raining men.
雨中男
Hallelujah It's raining men.
哈利路亚，雨中男
Amen.
阿门
It's raining men, yeah.
雨中男
Please.
拜托
Get him, girls!
打他，姑娘们！
嗨！
Sign this?
签个名好吗？
Now, let's get you home.
现在，送你回家
You'll be all right now. I know it's worked!
你现在会没事的，我知道这药成
Why can't they just be together?
为什么他们就是不能在一起？
There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you.
你在这呀！我到处找你
You look like shit.
你看起来像坨屎
What do you want?
你想干吗？
Look, we're all sorry we tried to drink Becca's blood, even Jeremiah.
我们深感抱歉， 我们都想和贝卡的血，甚至是杰里迈亚
But something terrible has happened to her.
但她现在有麻烦了
Becca who? I am totally over her.
哪个贝卡？我完全忘记她了
I've moved on. I am done with normal chicks.
我过劲了，我和那人类小妞完了
I've finally found someone as freaky as me.
我终于找到了一个和我一样变态的人
My first wish, turn the music up as loud as it gets.
第一愿望 把音量调到最大
My second wish, me and the girls are in the hottest outfits.
第二愿望 和姐妹们穿上最热辣的衣服
My third wish.
第三愿望...
Too freaky?
够恶的吧？
Edward, I had a vision! Becca was riding a motorcycle.
爱德华，我有个预感！贝卡正在骑摩托
She tried to kill herself.
她想要自杀
I fear Becca may be dead.
恐怕贝卡现在已经死了
No.
不
I've got to find out.
我去看看
How do you feel? It's Edward, isn't it?
感觉怎么样？是爱德华，对吧？
Here.
给
Why did you just take off your shirt?
你为啥脱衣服？
My contract says I have to every 10 minutes of screen time.
合同上说演出时我每十分钟就要脱一次
嗯
Look, Edward left you.
爱德华离开了你
But I would never do that. I want to take it out of the friend zone.
但我永远不会那么做，我想让咱们不再仅仅是朋友
I really like you, Becca.
我真心喜欢你，贝卡
I like you, too.
我也喜欢你
When I'm with you, I just feel so safe and secure.
当我和你在一起的时候，我感到如此地安全
Thanks.
谢谢
As opposed to how I feel about Edward,
这与我和爱德华在一起时完全相反
which is all passion, lust, complete forbidden fruit stuff.
和他在一起充满了激情、欲望和禁果之类的事情
I mean, with him, it's all about my pussy.
我是说，和他在一起都是些和下面有关的事
Okay!
好了！
Do you mind getting that?
可以帮我接一下吗？
Sure.
当然
Hello.
你好
Officer Crane?
爱德华：格雷恩警长吗？
No, he's not here right now.
不是，他现在不在
Where is he? It is very important that I speak with him.
他去哪了？我有重要的事情和他说
He's at the funeral.
他在葬礼上
Oh, God, no. Yeah.
哦，上帝呀，不会吧 -对
And supposedly, the body was so mangled...
据称尸体支离破碎，
that the undertaker had to use Krazy Glue...
以至于丧葬人员不得不使用科雷兹胶水
to stick the head back on and put marbles where the eyes once were.
把头粘上；眼球也没了，只能放上玻璃珠子
Hello? Hello?
喂？喂？
It's true.
是真的
Becca's dead.
贝卡死了
Edward, I'm so sorry.
爱德华，我很抱歉
I can't live without her.
没她我也不活了
Goodbye, Iris. I'm going to kill myself.
再见了，依瑞斯。我要自杀去了
I just had another vision about Becca!
我又看到贝卡了
Becca's fine. You don't have to kill yourself anymore.
贝卡没事，你不必自杀了
Edward!
爱德华
Shit.
该死
Prom rocks!
舞会来了！
I love drinking!
我喜欢喝酒！
噢！
What's the matter, Becca? Still no date for the prom?
怎么了，贝卡？仍旧没舞伴？
Loser!
失败者！
Here, have a drink, bitch!
来，喝一杯，贱货！
She promised me sex tonight! High point of my life!
瑞克：她答应今晚和我爱爱！我人生的高潮
Becca! Get in the car, now!
贝卡！马上上车！
What's wrong? Edward thinks you're dead.
怎么了？ 爱德华认为你死了
Why would he think that?
他怎么会那么想？
嗯...
Beats me.
你问倒我了
He won't live without you and he wants to die.
没你他不能活，他要去自杀了
He's such a romantic.
他太浪漫了
Becca! Jacob?
贝卡！ 雅各布？
Becca, don't go. You belong with me.
贝卡，别走！你属于我
哦！
I need to know, who's it going to be? Is it going to be me or him?
我要知道，你选谁？是我还是他？
Jacob, I...
雅各布，我...
I'm not gonna take no for an answer.
我不知道
I'm not going to let go until you tell me, once and for all.
我不会让你走的除非你告诉我，一次选定
All right! Jacob, I'll tell you.
好吧！雅各布，我告诉你
I choose...
我选...
Cat!
猫！
Come back here, pussy!
回来，小咪咪！
(CAT YOWLING)
Edward is going to the Zolturi to have them kill him.
爱德华打算去找邹特瑞，让他们杀死他
I saw it. I had a vision.
我说了，我预见到了
What are you talking about? Who are the Zolturi?
你在说什么？谁是邹特瑞？
They are the evil bloodsuckers who only care about themselves...
他们是一些邪恶的吸血鬼，他们只关心自己
and their own narrow vision of the world.
和他们狭隘的小天地
They're kind of like Fox News.
就像福克斯新闻那帮家伙
Oh, my God.
哦，老天
Edward's going to expose himself in the sunlight,
爱德华打算在阳光下自曝
and the Zolturi are going to kill him.
那样邹特瑞就会杀死他
They can't allow humans to know vampires live among them.
他们不允许人们知道吸血鬼就在身边
It could destroy us.
那也会毁了我们
Okay, where is this going to happen?
好，这到底要发生在哪？
At the prom.
在舞会上
The Zolturi never miss a good St. Salvatore Day festival.
邹特瑞从来不缺席塞尔瓦托圣徒日
They flew all the way in from Italy.
他们保留所有的意大利传统
Say what you want about them, but they do know how to party.
你可以随便说他们，但他们的确是派对高手
所有人：吸！吸！吸！吸！吸！吸！
Oh! I got skills, bitch.
噢！我可有技巧了，贱货！
Welcome, Sporks High students, to the 2010 prom.
欢迎斯伯克高中生们来到2010年舞会
And don't forget, the main event is coming up shortly.
别忘了，重头戏即将开始
The crowning of your prom king and queen.
选出舞会之王和皇后
And if you haven't had a chance to vote yet,
如果你还没有机会投票
don't worry, there's still time.
别担心，还有时间
Just to be sure.
只是为了把稳点
Becca, you're the only one that can stop Edward.
贝卡，你是唯一能阻止爱德华的人
You have to show him you're still alive.
你必须让他知道你还活着
I'll do whatever it takes.
我会竭尽全力的
So, what would you do to save someone you love?
贝卡：为救你所爱的人，你愿意付出什么？
For Edward, I would stop at nothing.
为爱德华，我愿意赴汤蹈火
哇
You already saw this part, so let's get to what happens next.
你已经看过这段了，那就看下面要发生的事吧
No!
不！
Edward!
爱德华！
Shit!
该死！
Edward!
爱德华！
Edward, it's not sunny anymore. It's twilight.
爱德华，没太阳了，暮色来了
Hey, new moon.
嗨，新月
Ah! Eclipse?
啊！月食？
Look at me, everyone!
大家看看我！
This is me in all my glory.
这是我最自豪的地方
Lucky penny.
幸运一便士
噢！
嗯？
Edward!
爱德华！
Becca? You're alive?
贝卡？你还活着？
We have to go now.
现在我们得走了
Becca, I am so sorry.
贝卡，很对不起
I promise you that I will never leave you again.
我发誓我不会再离开你了
The Zolturi are standing right behind me, aren't they?
邹特瑞就在我后面，是吗？
Yep. Don't worry, Becca.
是的 -别担心，贝卡
Not talking smack now, are we?
现在不嘴硬了，是吧？
Stop it! "Stop it!"
住手！“住手！”
You're killing him! "You're killing him!"
你会杀了他的！ “你会杀了他的！”
And we haven't even had sex yet.
我们甚至还没有做爱呢
"And we haven't even had sex..."
“我们甚至还没有做爱...”
Really?
是吗？
Even...
甚至是...
噢！
Becca. Becca.
贝卡，贝卡
Oh! Dad.
哦！老爸
There you are. I was worried about my little girl.
你在这，我刚刚还担心我的小姑娘呢
You know, there's still a killer on the loose.
你知道啦，杀人犯还在游荡
But I can see you're dancing with your friends, so everything's all right.
但我看到你在和朋友跳舞，那么一切正常了
Dad, no...
爸爸，不...
No, Frank, wait.
不，弗兰克，等等
You have to know the truth.
你必须知道真相
All of the killing was done by vampires.
所有的杀戮都是吸血鬼干的
Edward's one, also.
爱德华也是吸血鬼
And Bobby White's a werewolf.
博迪.怀特是狼人
哦，哦...
Sorry.
哦！对不起
I understand. Thank God.
我明白了。 感谢上帝
The theme of the prom!
那是这个舞会的主题
No, Dad.
不，老爸
Enjoy, okay?
玩得开心点，好吧？
Becca, by the way, thanks for everything.
贝卡，顺便说一句，谢谢你所做的一切
All through the night
整个美丽的夜晚
Too close. Separate, arms length apart.
太近了，分开点，一胳膊的距离
Too close. Separate, arms length apart.
太近了，分开点，一胳膊的距离
Too close. Separate! Arms length apart!
太近了。分开点！一胳膊的距离！
Say cheese.
说茄子
Say cheese.
说茄子
What...
真...
...the hell?
...他妈的
Where's Becca?
贝卡在哪？
Surrender now, or Salvatore will snap her neck like a Slim Jim.
马上投降，否则塞尔瓦托会掰断她的脖子
You must pay for exposing yourself.
你要为自曝付出代价
Tell you what I'm going to do, Ed-to-the-ward.
告诉你我要怎么做，爱德那个什么华
I won't kill you. But Becca has to become a vampire.
我不杀你，但贝卡必须变成吸血鬼
Cool?
酷吗？
No, not cool. No way! Never!
不，一点都不酷！没门！想都别想
All right. Pull Edward's head off,
好吧，把爱德华的脑袋切下来
then rip his body apart and set him on fire.
然后把他肢解了拿到火上烤
No, no, no. I mean, yes! I meant yes!
不，不，不。我说，好！我说，好！
Of course, she would love to become a vampire.
当然，她乐意成为吸血鬼
She practically brings it up all the time. Right, hon?
实际上她天天都想这样，对吧，亲爱的？
Uh, I guess so.
嗯，我想是的
Then bite her now!
那么现在咬他
Bite!
咬！
Listen up, people! May I have your attention?
听着，同学们！能听我说吗？
And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
此时此刻你们期待已久
And this year's Sporks High prom king and prom queen is...
本年度斯伯克高中舞会之王和舞会之后是...
...Jennifer and Rick!
...珍妮弗和瑞克
Triumph for the Rick!
瑞克：冠军瑞克
Congratulations.
恭喜你们
Thank you! Yeah!
谢谢！野！
哦！
Hold on!
等等！
It seems you two received over 69,000 votes
看起来你们得到了69000张选票
in a class of only 300.
可这才300人
I'm afraid you're disqualified.
恐怕我得取消你们的资格了
What?
什么？
噢！
God! You asswipe!
老天！你个傻帽！
My life is over!
我的人生完了！
As your principal, I will nominate a new prom king and queen.
作为校长，我将提名新的舞王和舞后
And I will pick... I will... Let me see.
我要选...我要...让我看看
I will choose...
我选...
I pick you two!
我选你们俩！
Us? Yes!
我们？ 是的！
Because you two exemplify what's best about this whole prom.
因为你们完美诠释了本次舞会的主题
I mean, you really look like a couple of mean,
我是说，你们真的很像一对自私的
evil bloodsucking vampires.
邪恶的吸血鬼
Oh, my God! We won! We won!
哦，上帝呀！我们赢了！我们赢了！
Yes, yes, yes!
好呀，好呀，好呀！
Move. Out of the way.
走，让开路
Edward!
爱德华！
Bite. Bite.
咬，咬
Do it.
来吧
Bite me now.
现在咬我吧
I don't want to wait a second longer.
我一秒都不想再等了
I will only turn you into a vampire on one condition.
只有一种情况下我才会把你变成吸血鬼
Marry me.
嫁给我
Yes.
好
Are you ready?
你准备好了吗？
How do you feel?
感觉怎么样？
Perfect.
好极了
It's how I always imagined.
这就是我一直梦想的
I love you, Becca...
我爱你，贝卡...
Team Jacob, bitch!
要顶雅各布，贱货！
Fuck me.
妈的
THE END
If I was your vampire.
Slim as the moon.
Instead of killing time.
We'll have each other till the sun.
If I was your vampire.
Death waits for no one.
Put my hands across your face.
Because I think our time has come.
Digging your smile apart with my spade tongue.
And the hole is where the heart is.
We built this tomb together I will fill it alone.
Beyond the pale.
Everything's black. No turning back.
If I was your vampire.
Slim as the moon.
Instead of killing time.
We'll have each other till the sun.
If I was your vampire.
Death waits for no one.
Put my hands across your face.
Because I think our time has come.
Beyond the pale.
Everything's black. No turning back, no.
Beyond the pale.
Everything's black. No turning back, no.
I feel so lonely.
Nobody gets me.
I am so unhappy.
Why can't I find a cool alternative boyfriend.
who understands me?
We can watch the classics.
Shop at Hot Topic.
We're sexting dirty pics of me in my panties.
We can watch the classics.
Shop at Hot Topic.
Sexting dirty pics of me in my panties.
My panties, my panties.
Sexting dirty pics of me in my panties.
My panties, my panties
We can watch the classics.
Shop at Hot Topic.
We're sexting dirty pics of me in my panties.
We can watch the classics. Shop at Hot Topic.
Sexting dirty pics of me in my panties.
My panties, my panties
I'm the one who's always thinking about.
All the ways to get to the end of it.
You came around And I think that I found.
A good reason to try and sit with it.
You're taking me down But I like the sound.
And I want to get with you anyway.
Is this solid ground. Or am I getting drowned?
I'm just as happy taking it day by day.
And in the end. We all end up the same.
Love and desire will be you once again.
Life, listen and sing. We all end up the same.
And in the end. It all goes up in flames.
Scars on the skin. You're bringing me in.
And I'm closer, closer. Every minute.
We'll start to spin. And I'm in it to win.
And I'm taking every last bit of it.
Looking at your face. Making my heart race.
And I can't seem can't seem to make it stop.
Sitting by your side. Want to go for a ride.
And I'm waiting, waiting for you to drive.
And in the end. We all end up the same.
Love and desire. Will be almost plain.
Life, listen and sing We all end up the same
And in the end It all goes up in flames.